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Capricorn

Capricorn

Stand up and take a bow for all that you've done. Many people think of you as their hero, although you never went out of your way to perform any astounding feats. Those who do their jobs in the face of difficult conditions without a thought for gain are truly heroic. As usual, time is your friend. Your works endure long after the waves of fashion leave their disposable flotsam on the beach. Don't worry about laughter ruining your credibility. You have to express yourself somehow.

Aquarius

Aquarius

Like some of your cosmic neighbors, you're paying the piper right now. Maybe you weren't actually trying to get away with anything, but the bills somehow piled up when you weren't looking. Get set to pay the piper, at least until tomorrow. You're just recognizing the consequences of your actions while there's still time to reverse them. But don't relax into full understanding yet. A timely or untimely interruption changes the picture dramatically. Maybe your dreams prepared you for this, because there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason for it. At least you can't complain about being bored.

Scorpio

Scorpio

In the past some have accused you of being an egotist, but you know that you're really a populist. In your mind, ordinary citizens have to be trusted with decisions about their own fate or they'll never be truly happy. How this plays out in your social life is anybody's guess. Maybe you'll march into some distant land and start a healthy dialogue between warring camps. You can appreciate their defiant mood, but in your skilled hands, you transform it into the spirit of motivation. Does anyone still give out medals for this kind of thing? You deserve one.

Gemini

Gemini

What are you getting into? People around here are playing mind games. Normally you'd be up for the adventure, but this time no one bothered to explain the rules of engagement. Take notes about everything that happens, whether you're studying the strategic options or covering your backside against future accusations. You'll encourage rational behavior if anybody is willing to listen, but don't hold your breath. They're just as committed to their course of action as you are to yours, and that means lots of head-butting until the heads are finally sore and ready to think again.

Pisces

Pisces

You have no trouble imagining the perfect world. This vision is still a long way off, but if people behave themselves and events conspire favorably, you'll get there one of these days. But never stop trying for it in the here and now, because promises are easily forgotten when they lie inactive. At every opportunity, work your connections. Keep the pipeline open so that you keep getting what you need. If they ask you questions, provide a full disclosure. Don't be ashamed if your motivations are transparent. You want to be obvious.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Your morals aren't questionable, but you have no problem justifying what works for you. Wish fulfillment is acceptable when no one else has to pay for it. Given the nature of your desires and projects, this generally isn't the best time to seek funding. Your discretion is welcome around people that are easily upset. Maybe your parents or other older relatives want to keep a slightly different picture of you in their minds and that's okay. As long as you make a big show of following the most obvious rules, everyone will be happy.

Libra

Libra

You're unusually obsessed with all things earth and water right now. Maybe this is just whom you're hanging out with these days. Maybe you're in touch with your body and its relationship to your terrestrial environment. Mind and spirit will linger here only as long as you take care of their organic housing. Move from self-absorbed concerns to meditate on everyone's ultimate humanity and vulnerability. This larger awareness helps you defuse a possible conflict with authority or maybe even fall in love. It's easy to be forgiving when you're all in the same boat.

Aries

Aries

You had it easy. You were lucky in your choices and skilled in your methods, but some new obstacles lie ahead now. You're facing the fact that things won't be going your way for a while. There's no time for adjustment or escape when the wave crashes down on you. Think fast. Try not to sweat visibly, if only to deny your opponents some of their satisfaction. You'll rise above this because you have to and you'll do it in style because you can. It may take a while and that means that you'll have time to get it right.

Taurus

Taurus

Push the reset button. You get to start over again, but this time you'll do it differently and do it better. The morning lasts all day when you hit your stride early enough. Now that you're on a roll, every action yields profit. You'll take material or spiritual gains, whichever comes to you. Jump on new opportunities with both feet. Let your success determine your next step. As it is, you're walking through some beautiful scenery. Stick with old friends or make new ones. Any relationship that begins under these circumstances could easily last a lifetime.

Virgo

Virgo

You like to see how things work. Maybe you have an artist's appreciation of process. Maybe your inner efficiency expert is taking note of how this could be improved or applied to different conditions. If you're checking up on something you set in motion a while ago, you have every right to celebrate it. Document your success for your permanent record. If you want to present those who follow you with a manual of what you did, they'll be eternally grateful. Maybe you'll even have something named after you once this whole operation is famous.

Leo

Leo

It's time to get your house in order. Even if the mess isn't something of your own making, the Stars nominate you as head janitor. No matter what else you planned, now you're committed to this. You might as well begin with cleaning up your own act. Take a hard look at everything you did last time and push it firmly out the door. Next you move on to helping others straighten out their affairs. Some think that you're meddling, but others welcome the attention. Charity can only brighten the shine of your halo.

Cancer

Cancer

You're operating on borrowed time. You should have reached a critical decision long ago, and you're just lucky that nobody's getting back to you about it yet. The core issues never go away. Love, money and health can be subjects as loaded as relationships, politics and religion, but these are things that must be discussed among people who care. The bottom line is that you have to prepare for a change. Bow to the inevitable and maybe it will appreciate your manners. Coming home at the end of the day feels right, no matter what kind of reception awaits you.